You Know You’re an Asshole When You Go to a Restaurant If…

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  1. The hostess/host is away from her post when you walk in, and being impatient, you seat yourself in any section that pleases you. 2. The hostess/host seats you and you dislike where you are sitting, (because it’s not a booth or not positioned the way another table is, etcetera), so instead of politely […]

You Know You’re An Asshole When You Go to the Movie Theater If…(Part 3)

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21. You throw or slam your money or card at the cashier. 22. You don’t flush after using the bathroom. 23. You splatter water all over the bathroom by shaking your hands dry instead of using paper towels or the hand dryer. 24. You leave your small children with a worker while you leave the […]

You Know You’re an Asshole When You Go to the Movie Theater If…(Part 2)

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11. You go and sit in the theater while the worker is cleaning or before the worker gets there. You refuse to move when they come in, despite sitting in a row that is absolutely disgusting. You mock them while they clean, and then complain when your row hasn’t been cleaned. 12. You have your cell phone […]

You Know You’re An Asshole When You Go to the Movie Theater If….(Part 1)

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1. You go to the movie theater and complain to the Box Office Cashier as if the prices had outrageously changed by massive amounts of money since you were last there, (this is void if you haven’t seen a movie in years, haven’t talked to anyone who has seen a movie, or avoid the internet or other forms of […]