A Bill Pullman Independence Day

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On Monday July 4th, stand up comedian Sean Kleier (from Funkanomics) took to the streets of NYC to do his patriotic duty: Quoting Bill Pullman’s speech from Independence Day all over the city. Shame on you, New Yorkers, for just staring blankly at him instead of starting a slow clap for him. He’s clearly more […]

If Movie Posters Were Honest…

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This is a great collection of Photoshop work done by the folks at (theshiznit). My personal favorite is the “Cowboys & Aliens” one, geek nirvana indeed. [imagebrowser id=1] You can view the full collection of Photoshopped goodness here.

Sci-Fi Ikea Manuals

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Have you always wondered how to assemble your own dinosaur? I know I have. Find the full set of instructions, including lightsabers and DeLoreans at College Humor. Here’s one more, of my favorite Time And Relative Dimension In Space machine. Unfortunately I’m having trouble tracking down a wibbly wobbly.

The Janitor Was Right The Whole Time.

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The Janitor was right the whole time, just like he was right about the penny in the door. Never doubt the Janitor.

Osama Bin Laden

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Because it’s never too soon, here are ten of the funniest Osama Bin Laden tweets from last night. 10. 9. 8.    7. 6.  5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

The Bunny in the Yard

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So one day I get back from dropping my fiance off at work. While walking to the front door I notice a bunny nestled under the front of the tree in my front yard. Now it is just sitting there staring at me. It’s black bunny eyes boring into my soul. So I cautiously move […]

The Bank Lady

The Bank Lady

So I was in the bank today, and I was in line next to older woman. The teller was a 20 something female and as my transaction is commencing I hear this conversation… Old Lady: I need to make sure I have enough money for my car payment, but you don’t know what that is […]