D-Bag Bill Collectors

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Being an adult sucks sometimes. I mean, I never want to have to go back to being a teenager with limited freedoms and raging hormones.  But back then when the bill collectors called my mom handled them because she was the adult in charge. Even through college when I was still under her health insurance, […]

Things I Learned From Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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WARNING: Under no circumstances should a child read this post or watch the YouTube Clips that Are Posted. If Horror Movies Are Not Your Thing, DO NOT READ. I grew up watching horror movies far out of my age range. At 3 when my mother was preoccupied by a telephone call, I managed to watch […]

Vagina Pants

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WARNING: There will be a lot of mentioning of vaginas, things related to vaginas, the area around vaginas, and words related to The Vagina. Also, my ranting leads to lack of punctuating. This is to read as if I am speaking to you quickly, angrily and without many pauses for air. On the long and […]

The Bank Lady

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So I was in the bank today, and I was in line next to older woman. The teller was a 20 something female and as my transaction is commencing I hear this conversation… Old Lady: I need to make sure I have enough money for my car payment, but you don’t know what that is […]